Nicholas Soames – Conservative MP for Mid Sussex (Baby eater)
Now normally I try not to get involved in local politics unless theres cake involved, but today I have been looking into the real policies that the 3 *cough* main * cough* parties are offering the good people of the Broken Britan, the main points I have found: Labor: Tax cut of £11 a month [...]
Danger Danger… High Voltage!
The danagers of the internet are everywhere now a days, people screaming protect the children and “OMG I CANT BELIEVE I JUST GAVE THAT GUY MY HOUSE”… The main problems really are phishing scams and the odd virus (well…theres a fair few). At one point in time we have all be victim of something, most [...]
Apple shops? Its all gone pear shaped
Morning all, I would like to take this moment to basically slag off Apple shops. I wont keep you long… I refuse to go into a shop were people are so far up their own arse they have created a paradox! In fact, I hate it so much Im not even going to explain how [...]
Write a tweet!
How about this for a tweet? FUCK YOU Morning all, its a sunny 12 inches of rain in the south of England and I want to hurt a Jamie Oliver – No reason behind this, I just think he’s a cock. Well ladies and gents, Laura is leaving me for a week next week and [...]
3 days until the new term starts
Morning all, its offically a pain in the ass, I have just returned from holiday (Tuesday) and I have been told I need to get a lot of the crap on the board out. Today I will be working on the 2 blogspheres we have at the college (currently need to update the original one [...]
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